Leave Lashes to Llama, Ladies!

Photo by Mateusz D on Unsplash

Who wants to explain to the aliens why we glue spiders to our eyelids? Yes, I understand that long, fake eyelashes have made a fashion statement comeback! Yes, I know that some are magnetic, not glue. We even have the nerve to name some of them “llama lashes”. Yes, I may just be jealous, that I too, cannot partake of this beauty trick. I know, I am too old and lame. Plus, I am allergic to everything, so I am sure that if I put glue…