A Centaur, Medusa, and Jason Walk into a Bar

The movie poster

Jason says to the Centaur, “Hey, I’m looking for my golden fleece,” and in annoyance, Medusa says to Jason, “So, why are you telling him about it?” Jason and the Centaur both turn to look at Medusa and…well, let’s just say, nothing else gets said. Get it? When they turned to look at her, of course, they turned to stone! She’s Medusa. Yes, I thought of all that on my very own. I apologize.