Ian and Arnie Had One Job (Part 1) — One job. To find life on the planet. Instead, they crash, piss off cowboy skeleton aliens and now, to get home… Ian adjusted his handheld brass telescope, given to him by a famous space pirate, by the name of M.L. Smookie. Well, that was another time and place. And on a different planet, where he was not quite as fucked, as he was, right now. Through the telescope, the dry and…